Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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