god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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