Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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