I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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