Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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