Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
