Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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