didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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