You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Randomize
