Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
