my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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