so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
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