I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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