I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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