She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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