Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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