Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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