i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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