You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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