is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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