Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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