i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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