Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Who died my cat blue again?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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