I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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