You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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