break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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