You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I stole a fireplace last night.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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