I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
