just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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