haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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