On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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