At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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