Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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