We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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