To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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