I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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