Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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