Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
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