Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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