I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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