Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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