I think i sorta joined a cult last night
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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