he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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