have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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