He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Don't EVER smell your tampon
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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