I seem to have left my pride at pride
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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