She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
apparently the secret to your success is patron
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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