Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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