It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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