I wannas sexs uuuuu
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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